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[Curb Stomper]

Originally Posted by Vashish

Exactly.
I'd just love to die 80 years-old on cocaine and viagra (no cock works forever) between the legs of a 25 years-old hooker.

Hugh Hefner is the only person who will die like that. Jealous.

[Vashish]

Originally Posted by Curb Stomper

Hugh Hefner is the only person who will die like that. Jealous.

I probably will also, if i'll ever get that old
I'll just buy some dust for my 80th birthday, then look for a whore around the city

[RancidMind]

Originally Posted by Vashish

I probably will also, if i'll ever get that old
I'll just buy some dust for my 80th birthday, then look for a whore around the city

LOL, VERY well put

[Curb Stomper]

Originally Posted by Vashish

I probably will also, if i'll ever get that old
I'll just buy some dust for my 80th birthday, then look for a whore around the city

Good luck! I'm just certain I won't live that old, I don't want to either.

I'll compromise, I'll do it at 50.

[Vashish]

Originally Posted by Curb Stomper

Good luck! I'm just certain I won't live that old, I don't want to either.

Me either, it's just harder to die from heart attack in younger ages

[onlyme]

condom floating in a pool scenario:

group of regular people: "eeww! somebody had sex in the water!!"

group of ****: "eeekk! somebody farted in the water!!"

[ThanatosKing]

Pic #1 my favorite position
pic#2 not so much
lol

[dan-b]

Originally Posted by kelly

How did she manage to push him off her, he doesn't look light!

I actually feel repulsed by the look of him

[elizajane]

this was in one of them recreation centres..and he had a heart attack mid bonk...

[Mordorman]

the killer rubber