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08-01-2020, 02:56 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
On 29th July 2020 in St. Petersburg (Russia), the body of a man was found inside his flat. The man, a retired artist, had been dead for several days. He was only found because of his neighbours complaining about a stench coming from his flat.   
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08-01-2020, 03:42 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3625 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 94 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
It takes balls to commit suicide  |
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08-01-2020, 06:27 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:476 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,223 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 494 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
Curious position, and state (i.e. nude), of the decedent....
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08-01-2020, 08:30 PM
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Re: Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
Reminds me of southpark  |
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08-01-2020, 08:32 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,492 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4547 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
Well, as a matter of fact, I found out his name is "Kenny". So that explains a lot.
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08-01-2020, 10:48 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:49 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 30,313
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Re: Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
♪ Mother freakin' Balls ♪
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08-03-2020, 01:52 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1908 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 265 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 70 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Retired Artist with Gigantic Balls Found Dead in His Flat!
The episode where Randy microwaves his balls to get cancer, in order to get medicinal marijuana. They grow huge and he bounces around on them.  |
