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Shoulda had a squirrel suit and aimed for the gates like a real man

[DonB]

The chute didn't open but he did.

[Warnebald]

Sorry for him, but his troubles are over, the people that live there still have to clean up their patio and deal with their children having nightmares about people falling from the sky.

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^those would be badass dreams

[Audioguru]

There must be an easier way to invite yourself to someones patio for a BBQ

[kellyhound]

[Space Particle]

That sucks, he was in training also!

[King Herald]

Originally Posted by imbok ↗

I'll imagine those homeowners were surprised!!

I've seen it happen, twice, and they make quite a bit of wind noise as they come down at 100+ mph.

You'd definitly hear it coming, though Joe public don't expect it to come downwards.

[Zambini]

They have a great guarantee, if it doesn't open just return it and they will give you a new one, no questions asked.

[Spiffyfable]

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