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03-18-2016, 11:39 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:468 I am what I eat Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 2,299 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1418 Post(s)
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Re: Naked Man Found Dead In Chair
Got it. The pills are viagra. He was whacking off so hard his chicken started smoking. He died from a heart attack at the sight of his smoking pecker. He sat naked in the chair for the next week where his choked chicken shriveled and was still smoldering from the heat. He now has crispy fried chicken and is of course... Dead. Chicken choking no more.   |
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#14
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03-18-2016, 01:01 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3731 F Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 89 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 28 Post(s)
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It really bothers me that that guy is helping to remove him and is only wearing sandals  Also, the guy has really a strange case of rigor! Doesn't it normally dissipate after 24 or so hours? Looks like he has been there a lot longer. Any more news on it? |
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#15
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03-18-2016, 01:05 PM
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Re: Naked Man Found Dead In Chair
None I'm afraid, it's from a source that's like a log of scenes emergency services attend. Information is limited to immediate findings only.
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#18
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03-18-2016, 03:01 PM
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I'm literally gagging. He looks like leather. And what's with the toilet paper? |
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03-18-2016, 03:26 PM
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Re: Naked Man Found Dead In Chair
why the fuck has the guy in the 4th pic removed his mask that he was wearing in the 2nd pic?! I know their fumigation session didn't help that much!!  |
