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At least he didn't have to listen to her bitching
What da fuq is it with you perpetually-on-the-rag incels and dickless, MGTOW bringing up that bullshit line—Every. Fucking. Single. Time?

It's getting old, just like you.

I like it when women I'm attracted-to talk to me; I like the sound of their mellifluous voices and taste of their palpitating lips—it makes for great foreplay.
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wait! 66 isn't old!
It is for a man in Russia. As of 2019, the life expectancy for a man in Russia is 68, and that is an all time recent high. 15 years ago it was 58
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Wish the Sex Doll was offered up on E Bay. She has a spot in my bed waiting.
How's your hobby of sniffing seats on public transport going?
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Loneliness can make us do “crazy” things! For example, Tom Hanks in “Cast Away” had Wilson, some children gave imaginary friends, this chap here his doll! We are social creatures....”It’s not good for man to be alone.”
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Loneliness can make us do “crazy” things! For example, Tom Hanks in “Cast Away” had Wilson, some children gave imaginary friends, this chap here his doll! We are social creatures....”It’s not good for man to be alone.”

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Loneliness can make us do “crazy” things! For example, Tom Hanks in “Cast Away” had Wilson, some children gave imaginary friends, this chap here his doll! We are social creatures....”It’s not good for man to be alone.”
As an Asperger's Syndrome person I can concur with that in a perverse sort of way. I like to be alone . . . until I don't.
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Well it's better than a donkey who might kick your ass to death.
For a person hailing from that part of the world—I guess it depends on the donkey.
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I say foul play, they need to start with the rag doll
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For a person hailing from that part of the world—I guess it depends on the donkey.
Clarification: philovan, I just re-read my post.

I was of course, talking about Third World shitholers who molest donkeys and hail from the very same aforementioned shitholes.

I was simply saying that they might find some donkeys attractive, and some not.

it's a cultural thing.

Just realized my wording was a little awkward.

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