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His lips are forever in the sucking position.
It was the way he would have wanted it
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Your avatar arouses me.
What the fuck, at first I thought you were being sarcastic and over-the-top, as usual—but then I check out the avatar, just curiosity... and I fucking jacked off like five times already, looking at it. WTF?!
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He sure liked a fat cat!!!
She is not fat—she is 'embonpoint.'
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Wish the Sex Doll was offered up on E Bay. She has a spot in my bed waiting.
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Wish the Sex Doll was offered up on E Bay. She has a spot in my bed waiting.
Hey, that is a grieving widow we're talking about here.

Let the woman mourn her loss.

But Jesus fucking Christ, wait your turn in line—we all want those gallon jugs.

P.S. (Wet spot in your bed, I bet... eww) HAHA, but yes, she's hot!
LMAO.
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K53, I was being facetious and acting like an idiot, since HSO's talk of getting aroused by that sexy-ass avatar was rubbing off on me and made me horny after (the avatar, not HSO, LOL)—but don't consider that an endorsement, bcs my conscience just kicked in after all.

That woman, human or not, was everything that poor dead old man had to love—so she should be buried in peace, with him, and not end up as random perverts' fodder and fantasy.

I now regret commenting about 'her' in a sexual way.
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I would still put a bid for her on e bay.
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At least he didn't have to listen to her bitching
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haha ,she has huge tits and her couchie is open
thats funny , i mean how lonely you have to be , to get urself a friend like that? thats sad
Well it's better than a donkey who might kick your ass to death.
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I would still put a bid for her on e bay.
You're a fucking asshole.


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