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06-06-2017, 09:48 PM
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Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Here's another story of how a girl turned in to a Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face. This happened in a South East Asia country in 2013. This lady decided to end it all by ingesting a bottle of pills. She wasn't found until the gasses from her intestines caused her to bloat till the point her eyeballs protruded from their sockets and tongue swelled up 5x it's size! The necrotic juices presented putrid odors that forced nearby neighbors to investigate. After viewing the traumatic, grotesque scene, they proceeded to contact local authorities. Now... Why she decided to go out like a rockstar, I have no clue. Extra insight, I do not envy that clean up crew! Think about it, the memory of those bloater eyes alone surely made it hard for them to eat and sleep at night...The smell...ugh....For what it's worth, she went out in style. Look at that pose, extra Vogue points.   ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-06-2017, 10:21 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1401 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 419 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 34 Post(s)
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Bloatalicious
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06-06-2017, 10:23 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:41 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 34,945 Mentioned: 193 Post(s) Quoted: 17637 Post(s)
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Bloaters all have that same look, like a Down syndrome type thing.
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06-06-2017, 10:35 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:359 Male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 3,399 Mentioned: 10 Post(s) Quoted: 1843 Post(s)
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
The Incredible Hulk's long-lost cousin - "Don't make me angry. You won't like it when I'm angry"
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06-07-2017, 12:46 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,765 Mentioned: 25 Post(s) Quoted: 23147 Post(s)
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Looks like we got us a pointer.
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06-07-2017, 04:21 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:614 male Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 1,476 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 223 Post(s)
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
selfish bitch. make neighbors smell the stench. should have used a bag of lime & let someone know you're killing your pathetic self.  |
