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06-06-2017, 09:48 PM
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Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Here's another story of how a girl turned in to a Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face. This happened in a South East Asia country in 2013. This lady decided to end it all by ingesting a bottle of pills. She wasn't found until the gasses from her intestines caused her to bloat till the point her eyeballs protruded from their sockets and tongue swelled up 5x it's size! The necrotic juices presented putrid odors that forced nearby neighbors to investigate. After viewing the traumatic, grotesque scene, they proceeded to contact local authorities. Now... Why she decided to go out like a rockstar, I have no clue. Extra insight, I do not envy that clean up crew! Think about it, the memory of those bloater eyes alone surely made it hard for them to eat and sleep at night...The smell...ugh....For what it's worth, she went out in style. Look at that pose, extra Vogue points.   ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-06-2017, 10:21 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1418 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 417 417Posts 362Thanked 35Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Bloatalicious
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06-06-2017, 10:23 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:43 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 34,991 34,991Posts 36,624Thanked 17,671Quoted 197Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Bloaters all have that same look, like a Down syndrome type thing.
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06-06-2017, 10:35 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:362 Male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 3,385 3,385Posts 8,735Thanked 1,843Quoted 10Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
The Incredible Hulk's long-lost cousin - "Don't make me angry. You won't like it when I'm angry"
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06-06-2017, 11:12 PM
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Plus a bad Botox trout pout.
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06-07-2017, 12:46 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,730 49,730Posts 76,570Thanked 24,392Quoted 29Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
Looks like we got us a pointer.
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06-07-2017, 04:21 AM
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Re: Ms. Bloaty McBloat Face Strikes a Pose for the Camera *stares Back at You*
selfish bitch. make neighbors smell the stench. should have used a bag of lime & let someone know you're killing your pathetic self.  |
