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06-21-2016, 01:57 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
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Missing Woman Found Dead
26 year old woman went out to a party on Saturday night and never returned home. She was discovered face down and dead in a field Monday afternoon. No known suspects for her murder and cause of death has not been formerly concluded, though the reporters indicated that strangulation/suffocation was likely. Two days dead in the dirt sure does a number on the human body, eh?  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-21-2016, 02:48 AM
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Re: Missing Woman Found Dead
What is the yellow-ish curdy looking stuff on her shirt and shorts? Kind of looks like vomit with peanuts, but that doesn't make sense. Why don't these cadavers make sense? Or is that decoration on a hat the deer is wearing on her T-shirt? Into the wild, indeed.
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06-21-2016, 03:55 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:393 100% Alpha Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,058 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 336 Post(s)
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Re: Missing Woman Found Dead
She was dirty dancing at a field party.... or party dancing in a dirty field! Well she's dancing with the stars now!  |
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06-21-2016, 06:53 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:54 "G," for Gentleman. Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 27,061
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Re: Missing Woman Found Dead
Note to self... No more shirts that I will regret dying in when going out.
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06-21-2016, 01:56 PM
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Re: Missing Woman Found Dead
She certainly would be "Into the Wild" had she have not been found
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