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08-26-2019, 07:31 AM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
Interesting! Though the man doesn't seem to have blood around his crotch area.
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08-26-2019, 03:42 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
the crash was caused by the couple being kinky? Hope that doesn't fly
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08-26-2019, 11:09 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
I read up on the news, it's a weak defense. The female had semen in her mouth, considering they were newly weds it's not a stretch to imagine they were fucking all night last night and again in the morning. Really weak defense.
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08-28-2019, 05:52 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
She probably sucked him off after the ceremony, around the time that photos are taken. "Oh, sorry Mom, but I have to go to the bathroom to freshen up!" So the two of them have some marital fun in the dressing room, and off they go to the next spot, which for them is now probably Heaven? If she was doing the deed at time of death, there would be a big bloody mess in his lap, and on her face. I don't see a mess. |
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08-30-2019, 07:54 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
Shit, if it's literally "The couple that died in a car accident due to road head..." for every time it's mentioned, that would be fucked up.
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08-31-2019, 12:06 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
No excuse for causing a rear-end collision other than perhaps mechanical failure. Hope they throw the book a the footballer, but being in Mexico, that may be doubtful.  |
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09-18-2019, 08:00 AM
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 Part of Chris' Harem Poster Rank:831 Female Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 923 Mentioned: 14 Post(s) Quoted: 461 Post(s)
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
Wao. Sad. I wonder if he came after death, like if that's a possibility from the shock and stuff.
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