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08-24-2019, 07:13 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
Sucks to be her.
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08-24-2019, 07:22 PM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
Footballer reminds me of M. Night Shyamalan
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08-25-2019, 04:41 AM
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My stepmum was a nurse. She actually saw that for real years ago. They couldn’t find the mans penis. Turns out it was lodged in her throat. She bit and swallowed at time of impact.  . Not my stepmom I hasten to add. A couple brought into A & E when she was on duty.
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08-25-2019, 11:34 AM
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That's not a happy ending  |
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08-26-2019, 12:27 AM
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Kinda hoping the families don't know what was going on when they died.
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08-26-2019, 04:39 AM
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Unfortunately, it's all over the news. The footballer's family are trying to use that in his favour.
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08-26-2019, 04:40 AM
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Thank you very much!
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08-26-2019, 06:55 AM
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Re: Mexico - Footballer Crashes into Newlywed Couple Having Oral Sex
So at first I thought that her neck was swollen and distended due to being broken in the crash? But now I wonder....is the reporting being ‘cirCUMspect’ (couldn’t resist) and if she was actively giving head at impact? Moment of impact leads to biting down uncontrollably, severs penis and involuntary inhale/swallow would mean that’s his member lodged in her throat. Which means that’s mostly if not all his blood on her. |
