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01-19-2015, 01:45 AM
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Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
Fucking Google Translator took a piece of my ass with this translation. Not uncommon for Thai stuff, but this one was even more garbled than usual. Often happens when the news report is sent mainly over social media and a lot of colloquial language is used over proper grammar and vocabulary. Anyway, if I got the translation correct, a man went out drinking and gambling last evening. First he lost his show cards, then everything he had in the hole. He came home broke, drunk, and pissed as hell. Got into a domestic argument with the wife, involving nagging and pets pissing on the floor. Unfortunately for all involved, his temper didn't fold as quickly as his No Limit Hold'm hand, and he decided to quiet the wife down with some sort of evil-looking hooked implement. The translation called it 'hook teeth', but the image I saw made it look like some sort of miniature threshing scythe. You can get a few glimpses of it lying there just above her left arm. Anyway, he ran the thing across her throat, then popped his 5 year old son in the head with it when he tried to intervene. Then ran for the hills. The young lad with the bandage in one of the photos is the 5 year old kid who tried to stop the carnage.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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01-19-2015, 04:07 AM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
What an asshole! I bet that kid is 15, instead of 5  |
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01-19-2015, 07:18 AM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
Love the way you write up the incident |
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01-19-2015, 07:31 AM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
It was an exercise, believe me, given the translation I was working with.  |
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01-19-2015, 07:49 AM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
poor kid that had to watch how his mother got slaughtered like a pig.  |
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01-19-2015, 09:03 AM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
Drinking + gambling (losing) + pets pissing on your beautiful floors + nagging wife = somebody not getting out alive. Same shit happens here in Canada, believe you me!!!  |
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01-19-2015, 10:30 AM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
I mean considering the dire state of said floors... would you even be able to tell if anyone/anything had pissed on it ?
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01-19-2015, 02:54 PM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
The pets pissing on the floor were the last of worries in that hellhole of a house |
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01-19-2015, 02:58 PM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
He looks around 11 or so... Definitely not 5....unless they grow them big down there!!  |
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01-19-2015, 05:03 PM
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Re: Man Murders Wife and Injures Son
I would LOVE to watch you teach a high school English class, with this material. A Real Life course |
