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Will he consumate the marriage?
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Re: Man Marries His Dead Girlfriend

other things to consider are those joint investments and savings they made that could be frozen unless they get married and the wife declared dead, living everything to the surviving spouse.
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other things to consider are those joint investments and savings they made that could be frozen unless they get married and the wife declared dead, living everything to the surviving spouse.
I hadn't thought of that... but I'd be interested to know the back story.
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If you give him a few bucks he might let you lay around with her after he's done.
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I'm surprised to hear you say that, there's probably still some meat left on her bones.
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not awkward. at all.
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Warm it up with a light bulb and go to town.
blancadon, congrats! You win the douche nation award today!!!
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What's with the Sherlock/Jeckle getup?
Cool fellow though great post
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With all due respect...how can anyone marry a DEAD person???
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Re: Man Marries His Dead Girlfriend

Her bridal dress is short? Non existent?


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