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01-12-2012, 09:13 PM
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You poor poor pitiful guy. I mean what the fuck

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You know me Wolfie, grave digger's humor.
From one dead dog fucker to another....
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At least this guy can go out with the boys on friday night and not get bitched at when he comes home late, but i bet she cant cook worth a shit...
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

It's romantic in a dark way
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She was lovely when she was alive, if anyone wants to see her pics of when she was alive here it is:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chadi...55202924496694

Hope it works.
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I guess she'll never cheat on him.
You're probably right. But will he cheat on her?
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the perfect woman...she'll never leave the kitchen...cause she'll be in the fridge
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Interestingly awkward!
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I find it an amazing idea, if you're not doing it for the motherfucking patrimonium.
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

this is awesome. great post dude!!


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