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01-10-2012, 04:41 PM
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Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend
A man married the corpse of his girlfriend, killed in a traffic accident, to unite their souls in eternity. The marriage took place on January 4 in the company by his family and friends.  ·  ·  · |
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01-10-2012, 04:47 PM
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend
My sources tell me that having sex with a corpse is better anyways....  |
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01-10-2012, 04:50 PM
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 wolfie Poster Rank:220 male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 6,463 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 92 Post(s)
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend
What a sick fuck!!! Last thing you need is a wife going bad in your bedroom! In fact that sucks, know what I mean Vern...  I'll tell ya something Chin your chokin up some good threads..  |
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01-10-2012, 05:21 PM
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend
I'll bet she didn't object to the "promise to obey" part of the vows like most uppity women will. She won't refuse him sex or nag him about picking up his socks, etc. Aside from the obvious stank downside, of course, there are some significant benefits that may be derived from opting for a non-living spouse. |
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01-10-2012, 05:41 PM
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 LLKH Poster Rank:15 dong Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 65,873 Mentioned: 222 Post(s) Quoted: 36941 Post(s)
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend
the perfect woman...she'll never leave the kitchen...cause she'll be in the fridge
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01-10-2012, 05:59 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:547 Meat 'n two veg Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,827
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend
"Odd-Job" looks a weird cunt if you ask me...  |
