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01-10-2012, 06:26 PM
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

My sources tell me that having sex with a corpse is better anyways....
yeah - dont they have to consummate the marriage??
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

thanks for posting
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Awk-ward.
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

Why did he dress horses her like a hooker?
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

yeah - dont they have to consummate the marriage??
He's gonna find out she's a dead lay.
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

Chest X-Ray to confirm gender...... Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

Do we get to see the wedding night pics too!
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

I think my ex husband was a corpse when I married him too, I just didn't realise it at the time..
Kidding. We are divorced but we are great friends.
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Re: Man Marries the Corpse of His Girlfriend

Had the "Something Blue" covered from the start.
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