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Old 03-05-2017, 07:38 AM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

It was a cool night & the moon was bright, casting sinister shadows on the ground: the man, a former inmate who owed some money to some drug trafficker (who prefers to remain anonymous for some reason that I don't know) was walking down the street, minding his own business when (to much of his surprise) was approached by two dudes who opened fire five times, hitting him once in the head and once in the back, showing an accuracy of 40%.

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Old 03-06-2017, 01:33 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Doesn't look so hard now does he? Flippity flop.

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Old 03-06-2017, 02:51 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Few times have I been so genuinely entertained by reading the backstory behind a post on this site.

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Old 03-06-2017, 03:49 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Wearing flip flops increases your chances of suffering a violent death.

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Old 03-08-2017, 05:34 AM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Can't These Fuckahs Ever Die On A Clean Floor?
On A Cool Night! When dee Moon Is Bright!

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Old 03-08-2017, 01:17 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Are those items going to be on sale tommorrow?... or they just gonna sell em full price even with a tad of blood on em?

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Old 03-13-2017, 08:38 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Wearing "Walk This Way" flip-flops. Maybe he should have taken the "Don't Walk This Way" ones...

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Old 03-14-2017, 03:56 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Remain anonymous, maybe he's fearing a bit of retaliation or vengeance, over there it's eye for an eye.

Good story

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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Damn Brazil is not the place to steal something

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Old 03-15-2017, 10:09 PM
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Re: Man Killed Despite He Was Wearing Special Flip Flops

Funny shit! Best post I've seen on here, even though the pics didn't show much, the story explained it all with vivid imagery. Lmfao

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