[gatagato]

It was a cool night & the moon was bright, casting sinister shadows on the ground: the man, a former inmate who owed some money to some drug trafficker (who prefers to remain anonymous for some reason that I don't know) was walking down the street, minding his own business when (to much of his surprise) was approached by two dudes who opened fire five times, hitting him once in the head and once in the back, showing an accuracy of 40%.
The victim was wearing a pair of Flip Flops model Walk this way ©, a special edition with a red arrow printed on the sole indicating in which direction to flee in case someone starts shooting at you, but apparently something malfunctioned .
The right flippy tried to flee the scene, but it was caught right next the door by the Police: it's now being questioned by investigators. The left one was quickly set free as it turned out it has nothing to do with the crime.

[Sharon]

Love your opening sentence GG

[William May]

You get a extra star, just for the narration!

[hca66]

Loved your humorous reporting..brilliant.
Thanks for post

[REVZZYBAN]

Preferably used today: chic designer flips.

[vagabond]

See, it ain't the flip, it's the.. ah, flop?
Good find, Gato

[CuriousGeorge420]

A murdering drug dealer who wants to remain anonymous? One would think he would have more pride in his work!

[Thesilentobserver]

You'd think he'd be more cautious considering the circumstances.

[Karma]

This is one where I keep going back to read the write up, not look at the pics!

[CaptainCunt]

It was a cool night & the moon was bright, casting sinister shadows on the ground: the man, a former inmate who owed some money to some drug trafficker (who prefers to remain anonymous for some reason that I don't know) was walking down the street, minding his own business when (to much of his surprise) was approached by two dudes who opened fire five times, hitting him once in the head and once in the back, showing an accuracy of 40%.

Thanks