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02-02-2012, 03:49 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Being Shot Six Times
Aww... look ![]() A Digital pointer 1.0 © Theyre scheduled to replace both human and paper pointers in february 2031. They're being developed @ NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and they represent the future of the pointing art. Extremely easy to use: all you have to do is to stick one of them pointing towards the head of the victim (in absence of the head, towards the ass): then it starts gathering all types of data: Firs/Last name of the victim, height, weight, hairs color, eyes color, type of footwear worn @ the moment of death (if flip flops, it starts blinking), GPS coordinates of the crime scene, retinal and fingerprints scan. Once all data are collected, they're sent to the operation centre via VSAT network system: here, the system performs a one-to-one comparison of a captured biometric with all the templates stored in a biometric database in order to verify the individual is already there or he's a new entry: if it's a new entry, then a new record is automatically added to the database. There must be some ongoing top secret test ... Here is it, (now in 3d |