[Faline]

The body of an unidentified man was yesterday (13th February 2012) found in waters in the vicinity of the Guyana National Industrial Cooperation wharf. Ranks from the marine police station retrieved the body and took it to the station wharf at Riverview. The man, who is of East-Indian decent, was found clad in a black T-shit and a pair of black and gray underpants. His T-shit was slogan “I (love) Beijing”.
He had lengthy hair and was light brown in complexion. The man bore a long scar on his right side abdomen and seemed as though he had cleft palate
The man’s decomposed body suggested that he was in waters for quite some time. His skin had begun to peal while his body had already became a meal for water creatures.
Several indentations that appeared to be lacerations were found on his forehead and cheeks However, Criminal Investigation ranks disclosed that they could be the result of the body being in the water for so long.
This newspaper understands that guards from the GNIC wharf, who noticed the floating body, informed marine police of the find.
Ranks are speculating that the body is that of a destitute man who often lurked on Camp Street.

[Viking64]

The Google Translate was amusing on this one. :)

[kellyhound]

t-shit

[**butterflylove**]

we need a "I love DR" shirt

[Rille]

Originally Posted by **butterflylove** ↗

we need a "I love DR" shirt

Not a bad Idea!

Could put some dollars in the site.

[corpsehands]

Originally Posted by **butterflylove** ↗

we need a "I love DR" shirt

id buy 4!!!

[corpsehands]

dope on a rope

[Pyramid_Head]

Bet he loved being alive too.

[Dynamo47]

Why is there a Qtip in his nose?

[Jere]