[420]

I imagined he'd be flat as a pancake like in the cartoons

[Timminator]

Originally Posted by Karma ↗

How do you not have time to run before a steam roller runs over you?!

[murofhsirgo]

Did anyone ever see that National Geographic article about that ancient miner in the Carolinas about 15 years ago? The poor bastard was tink, tink, tinking away under a boulder deep in a cave and it crushed him bad. Some spalunkers found the fuckers moccasin sticking out of the rock deep in the bowels of this mountain. At any rate they took the tons of rock apart and freed him from asunder. Dude was about 10 feet tall, 5 feet wide... and 1/4" thick, lolol. They rolled him up like a map to get him out into the light for the photo shoot. As I recall he was tink, tink, tinking away to get at some piece of shiny mineral so he could go get laid with his new found wealth. Some things never change

[eyeful_hound]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

The brain tried to escape but didn't make it very far.

It's like popping a pimple, it just kind of oozed out.

[King Herald]

Originally Posted by Grinch ↗

always wondered what this would look like.

these things move pretty slow, right?

thanks

Working in Vietnam some 20 years ago, outside the port they were laying some road and the guy operating there steam roller would set it going then jump off and go sit in the shade, it ticked along so slowly. I assume it had a tiny little diesel motor and a huge reduction gear.

I was wondering what happened if he fell asleep and it caught up with him......

[mbrady]

He will be fine, it's amazing what doctors can do these days

[dwizzy22]

Pretty sure they stopped using steam rollers in the early 70s.
That's a vibrating flat drum roller.

[ptorico60]

The wheels on the steamroller goes round and round, round and round. round and round...

[ptorico60]

I couldn't resist

[MrCorpse]

What the fuck are you doing under the vehicle, Chang? Fucking dumbass, always finding a way to do your job ass over backwards and now look at you.