looks like a milking stool, maybe he sat next to a bull instead of a cow & yanked hard on it`s willy & the bull kicked the shite out of him ,,,,sounds like a bit of a " cock & bull story " though hehe
think i only say `willy` in front of my mum !! dont think i`d use it in the throes of pasiion, like " oh yeah, my willy`s about to explode all over you " dont quite sound right