[andell78]

Um yea, dude was just sitting in a deserted alley cleaning his INVISIBLE gun when it fired by accident.

[Shadowkeeper]

Originally Posted by rogmol ↗

Look around the body. Narrow alleys between buildings, concrete walkway, exposed bricks, lousy bricklayer job. It's the kind of place where the police finds a guy stabbed in the back six times, shot in the back of his head, emasculated, eviscerated and with both hands cut and says it was a suicide.

Yep, that's how some areas keep their murder rates artificially low - same goes for missing persons/robberies/etc reports being written but never filed...very common in areas with lots of tourism.

[4444]

silly

[Scampenstein]

Interesting police report. I think that saying he fell on some bullets would have been a more convincing explanation.

[petedeamon]

Yeah, how many insurance policies did he have?

[The100kLifeTile]

Cleaning a loaded weapon is just stupid. And these are the people who give "ammunition" to anti-gun lobbyists.

[geo8x6]

At least he didn't have a chance to breed... Could you imagine all of the stupid fucks running around with loaded guns trying to clean them in alleys?

[Dark420]

I'd imagine if you held a shotgun to your throat and fired it your head would be close to decapitated...who knew.

[SocialSuicide]

"Nearly finished. It'll look spotless once I've cleaned this bit around the trigge....."

[hellraizr666]

Originally Posted by rogmol ↗

I don't know. Even if you're stupid, how do you clean a gun holding it with the barrel pointing straight at your throat and at close range .

ya a shotgun especially (you can obviously tell its a shotty based on the flak like spread) and btw..do you have the link to the story your avatar pic is of? i see massive contusion and hemorrhaging of the head i gotta see more