[Dagwood]

It's a new way to play "Hostage" spree. 'the orgy card' must have been dealt.

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by Beard ↗

Ok CG, I'll give it a shot.

The guy was receiving a particularly enjoyable blowjob from the lady(who he'd picked up in a bar earlier in the evening), when he decided to unbutton her jeans and slip a finger or three inside. It's the gentlemanly thing to do, after all.

It was at this point that he discovered that the 'lady' was in fact endowed with a rather generous portion of man penis! He recoiled in horror, drawing a pistol coveniently kept in a shoulder holster, and shot the abomination in the heart. Twice. And once more after that, just to be sure.

Feeling that it would be a sin to let an erection go to waste, he proceeded to masturbate furiously over the corpse of the she-man, crying bitter tears of shame and choking back desperate sobs all the while.

Upon achieving la petite mort, the humiliation of his predicament truly hit home with the force of a....ummm....very forceful thing, and he swiftly suffocated to death under the weight of his own embarrassment.

True story...

Holy fuck, Beard, I knew you could do it! I've been tinkering with this title for two days, and, hell, I still couldn't put the pieces together. I think I'll sleep better tonight, thanks to your expertise in linguistic analysis and summarizations. You da man!!!!

[Viking64]

"Killed Nice Ass in the Cold Legs of His Lover" = A particularly agreeable donkey was murdered during the last portion of the iditarod by Clausey.

[Brainplague]

Beard is now the offical linguist and code-cracker for DR.

I had a feeling it was a blowjob gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Great post!

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by viking64 ↗

"Killed Nice Ass in the Cold Legs of His Lover" = A particularly agreeable donkey was murdered during the last portion of the iditarod by Clausey.

Oh shit, Viking64, that fucking on time, dude!!!

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Beard ↗

Ok CG, I'll give it a shot.

The guy was receiving a particularly enjoyable blowjob from the lady(who he'd picked up in a bar earlier in the evening), when he decided to unbutton her jeans and slip a finger or three inside. It's the gentlemanly thing to do, after all.

It was at this point that he discovered that the 'lady' was in fact endowed with a rather generous portion of man penis! He recoiled in horror, drawing a pistol coveniently kept in a shoulder holster, and shot the abomination in the heart. Twice. And once more after that, just to be sure.

Feeling that it would be a sin to let an erection go to waste, he proceeded to masturbate furiously over the corpse of the she-man, crying bitter tears of shame and choking back desperate sobs all the while.

Upon achieving la petite mort, the humiliation of his predicament truly hit home with the force of a....ummm....very forceful thing, and he swiftly suffocated to death under the weight of his own embarrassment.

True story...

Hmmm...your story reminds me of the lyrics to the Kink's song 'Lola' IIRC:
"I'm not the worlds most masculine man, but I'm a man and so is Lola..."

But it looks like a real woman in the pic, smooth belly, no hair ect. So rather than death from embarrassment, I think he killed himself while suffering from the common affliction post coital triste. Or else he died from the smell of her bearded clam as he unzipped her pants (he didn't get far).

[Gutmutilator]

who was this

but it`s looking good

greetings:Gutmutilator

[Great Went]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

BK, you're pics are right on, but that title, I swear to God, I'm gonna let BigBadBeard try to interpret that, 'cause I'm lost as hell.

Good post anyway.

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