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● 04-18-2010, 09:31 PM
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I'm not quite sure what the title means, doosh, but it's making me wet just reading it....



How do you always show up after your name is mentioned?
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How do you always show up after your name is mentioned?
I have minions whose sole job is to immediately bring it to my attention whenever my name is mentioned...
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I have minions whose sole job is to immediately bring it to my attention whenever my name is mentioned...
"Beardy Mary, Beardy Mary, Beardy Mary!"
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Ok CG, I'll give it a shot.

The guy was receiving a particularly enjoyable blowjob from the lady(who he'd picked up in a bar earlier in the evening), when he decided to unbutton her jeans and slip a finger or three inside. It's the gentlemanly thing to do, after all.

It was at this point that he discovered that the 'lady' was in fact endowed with a rather generous portion of man penis! He recoiled in horror, drawing a pistol coveniently kept in a shoulder holster, and shot the abomination in the heart. Twice. And once more after that, just to be sure.

Feeling that it would be a sin to let an erection go to waste, he proceeded to masturbate furiously over the corpse of the she-man, crying bitter tears of shame and choking back desperate sobs all the while.

Upon achieving la petite mort, the humiliation of his predicament truly hit home with the force of a....ummm....very forceful thing, and he swiftly suffocated to death under the weight of his own embarrassment.

True story...


I like your story better then blues title!
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"Beardy Mary, Beardy Mary, Beardy Mary!"


Don't say that in front of a mirror, whatever you do- I'll appear behind you from out of nowhere.


Naked and erect...
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Don't say that in front of a mirror, whatever you do- I'll appear behind you from out of nowhere.


Naked and erect...
I am writing the Human Rights committee to ensure that that phrase is stricken from the English language at this moment.

With your help. We can ensure that no young children will ever be scarred by having the apparition of "He who must not be shaved" appearing behind them after uttering those words. Possibly teased by others into doing it.

Nay! Never again!
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I am writing the Human Rights committee to ensure that that phrase is stricken from the English language at this moment.

With your help. We can ensure that no young children will ever be scarred by having the apparition of "He who must not be shaved" appearing behind them after uttering those words. Possibly teased by others into doing it.

Nay! Never again!
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he killed nice cold legs in the ass of his lover.........
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eye for an eye our ???
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