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04-18-2010, 03:05 PM
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Re: Killed Nice Ass in the Cold Legs of His Lover
BK, you're pics are right on, but that title, I swear to God, I'm gonna let BigBadBeard try to interpret that, 'cause I'm lost as hell. Good post anyway.  |
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04-18-2010, 03:24 PM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:249 Testiculos habet et bene pendentes Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,531 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 11 Post(s)
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Re: Killed Nice Ass in the Cold Legs of His Lover
I'm not quite sure what the title means, doosh, but it's making me wet just reading it....   |
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04-18-2010, 08:39 PM
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Re: Killed Nice Ass in the Cold Legs of His Lover
Maybe she was pleasuring him and the ex caught them. Shot her first and he fell on her legs  Come on Beard...you got to be able to figure this one out  |
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04-18-2010, 09:21 PM
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Re: Killed Nice Ass in the Cold Legs of His Lover
Ok CG, I'll give it a shot. The guy was receiving a particularly enjoyable blowjob from the lady(who he'd picked up in a bar earlier in the evening), when he decided to unbutton her jeans and slip a finger or three inside. It's the gentlemanly thing to do, after all. It was at this point that he discovered that the 'lady' was in fact endowed with a rather generous portion of man penis! He recoiled in horror, drawing a pistol coveniently kept in a shoulder holster, and shot the abomination in the heart. Twice. And once more after that, just to be sure. Feeling that it would be a sin to let an erection go to waste, he proceeded to masturbate furiously over the corpse of the she-man, crying bitter tears of shame and choking back desperate sobs all the while. Upon achieving la petite mort, the humiliation of his predicament truly hit home with the force of a....ummm....very forceful thing, and he swiftly suffocated to death under the weight of his own embarrassment. True story... |
