Jealous Mexican Chica Unleashes Carnage on Florist

**Vedderman** · #1 ● 05-08-2017, 11:49 AM

No photos of the barrio lothario that sparked the flow of blood, but all sources say that a man was the root cause of this debacle.

18 year old girl (pictured below in bloodstained clothes after her arrest) got word that her fellow was playing around with a 21 year old hussy (the smaller antemortem photo with the red tank) who worked at the local florist shop.

Unwilling to let her hard-won stud spread his seeds to the wrong flower pot, Lizbeth here took a run at the petal-pusher in the frontage of her own home after she returned from a day's work last night. Chica whipped out a knife more commonly used for gutting fish and gave her rival a half-dozen new smiles in the throat.

The screams drew the attention of neighbors and Lizzie was spotted fleeing the scene. Some folks gave chase, but she was fleet of foot. The girl shimmied through some nearby drainage pipe, threw off her shoes in order to move more deftly, then clambered over two barb-wire fences, losing her ball cap on the first one and, unfortunately for her, her cell phone at the second one. She then ducked into the bathroom of a filling station in order to wash the blood from her hands and pants and chuck her blood-soaked shirt into the trash. The policia nabbed her as she was leaving the khazi, however, clearly noting her camisole and blood/sewage-spattered pants. The shirt, shoes, cap, knife, and cell phone have all been acquired as evidence while poor Lucia the florist has retired to pushing up daisies.