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It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

Unfortunately, this photo is the real deal, unlike the WWE.
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

Anyone care to explain the thread title to me?
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

Anyone care to explain the thread title to me?
It's a popular phrase and meme on the Internet, uttered by wrestling promoter Vince McMahon.
Refer to this video:
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

The body is in rigor mortis paired with naturally caused gas bloat. He's probably been dead less than 60 hours. Had it been any longer than that, natural enzymes would've cause perforations inside the thoracic cavity allowing the gases to escape. Had the body been encased in mud or waste as suggested, worms and other critters would've eaten all of the soft tissue (tongue, eyes, etc) and they would've have been more skin removed, not just the topical layer as presented in the photo. My guess is that the body has been floating on the surface for a couple of days. Note the pruning and discoloration of the skin on the inside of the right hand, suggesting that it has been submersed in water but near the surface.
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

Anyone care to explain the thread title to me?
Dead Sexy Eyes there was apologizing to Austin about something?
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

Dead Sexy Eyes there was apologizing to Austin about something?
It's a reference to the infamous quote attributed to WWE star Vince McMahon.
Does the name Stone Cold Steve Austin ring a bell?
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

obvious that op is from Arkansas.

Jesus.
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

obvious that op is from Arkansas.

Jesus.
Is this another one of those overused "only inbred, ignorant rednecks are into wrestling" remarks?
Because, if so, you're half right. Except I don't watch wrestling on my own will, my roommate does and it's all just background noise to me.
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

I think the thread title pretty much fell flat with everyone.
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Re: It's Me, Austin! It Was Me All Along, Austin!

bigger pic as uploader doesn't respond to contributed pics for some reason
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