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11-06-2018, 02:36 AM
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Two teens, allegedly a guy and his girlfriend, had been riding around the neighborhood, robbing pedestrians at random for the past few nights. Last night they decided to get a bit ballsier and polished up their little homemade zip gun in order to go for the real money: robbing a Brazilian neighborhood pub. Apparently, most of us at here at DR have seen more news than they have, because SURPRISE, the pub was full of drunk, angry, and well-armed Brazilian men who didn't much feel like getting robbed. According to witnesses, they ran in the door with the gun drawn, announced that it was a robbery, and then panicked when bar patrons started clearing leather. They had barely made it 10 yards down the road towards the bike when the girl was shot a single time in the back, blowing her out of her flip-flops. The guy somehow managed to avoid the hail of gunfire and got to his motorbike. Witnesses claimed that the girl was lying in the road, dying from her gunshot wound, and begging the guy not to ride away and leave her. He chose the better part of chivalry AND valor and pulled fucking stumps before the mob caught up with him. They had little sympathy for the girl, either. Several of them went to chase the guy on foot while the rest watched her die in the road before the cops arrived. Romeo still hasn't been caught and Juliet got a ticket to the morgue courtesy of neighborhood justice. They made sure to get some decent pics of her before the cops hauled her dead ass away, though. Girl turned out to be 14. Guy is unidentified, but was estimated to be of similar age.   |
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#2
11-06-2018, 04:43 AM
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Tragic waste of live.
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#3
11-06-2018, 04:54 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:145 Join Date: Oct 2012 Mentioned: 30 Post(s) Quoted: 5716 Post(s)
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Different arm positions - she must have writhed around on the ground for a while.
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#4
11-06-2018, 06:14 AM
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Who says you can't fix stupid? Looks to me like they (patrons) found the cure for it! |
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#5
11-06-2018, 07:19 AM
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well done
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#6
11-06-2018, 08:02 AM
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Your posts are always entertaining to read.  |
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#7
11-06-2018, 08:53 AM
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But FFS, a 14-year-old girl? I think that is something I'll never get fully accustomed to.
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11-06-2018, 09:53 AM
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Should have gotten a ticket for laying dying on a yellow line, she wasn't sure whether she was coming or going, well she was going, straight to hell  |
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11-06-2018, 10:50 AM
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A youthful mistake made only once.  |
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#10
11-06-2018, 12:05 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:108 *** WHITE RACE TRAITOR AIDING THE JEWS IN THEIR QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION *** Join Date: Jul 2009 Mentioned: 35 Post(s) Quoted: 11266 Post(s)
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Oh dear. Their Bonnie and Clyde double act lasted even less than the actual Bonnie and Clyde's did. Fourteen years old too. Jesus Christ. |
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