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11-13-2011, 04:41 PM
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Re: Hit by a Road Roller

now how the fuck do you do that?
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11-13-2011, 06:47 PM
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Re: Hit by a Road Roller

NICE blue flip-flops !!!!!!!
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Re: Hit by a Road Roller

Aw man..that poor bloke was just working!
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Re: Hit by a Road Roller

Smashed his hat, too.
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It's his ass's fault that he's now part of the asphalt.
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11-14-2011, 12:18 AM
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Wow. Austin Powers for the win
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11-14-2011, 01:12 AM
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EPIC haha
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Re: Hit by a Road Roller

I'll bet it was suicide.

He laid his head on the pavement and then was like, "Can ya hurry that thing up a bit? Geez!".
Must've been driving it and then decided to hop off, run ahead and lie in its path. I would use 'run over' rather than 'hit' by a road roller!!
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Re: Hit by a Road Roller

Hit him hard enough to knock his flip flop off too.
I can hear Gato coming for those flips!!


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