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11-22-2013, 03:10 AM
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Heavy Metal Drummer Ends Marriage with a .32
Aging heavy metal drummer for the legendary Brazilian band 'AX' decided he was fed up with his ex-wife, a 33 year old nurse. So he hopped upon his heavy metal bicycle and pedaled over to their marital home, from which he had been living separately for about 2 months. An altercation began in the bedroom, with fierce yelling by both parties, according to neighbors. No one intervened, largely because all witnesses said this sort of fighting had been normal for the couple for the entirety of their marriage. Anyway, at some point the argument took a turn and he clocked her upside the head with some sort of solid object. The weapon has not yet been identified, but my guess is a bass guitar borrowed from one of his hairband buddies. The nurse staggered out of the room, screaming for help, bleeding from the head, and trying to corral the couple's 3 year old son, who was witness to all of the proceedings. The neighbors allegedly started to mobilize to her aid, but were deterred by sudden gunfire. Apparently, The Mad Drummer shot her in the back with his .32 as she tried to escape out the front door. He then grabbed his son, ran outside, and handed the kiddo off to a terrified neighbor, instructing her to watch him carefully and he would return for him soon. According to the neighbor, the Lars Ulrich wannabe's last words were "Don't blame me, the bitch deserved it!" He then hopped back on his bicycle and pedaled off. When the police arrived, they found the nurse's corpse near the front door, with head lacerations and a fatal bullet wound in the back. |