[crashy]

The blog entry, translated.

November 20
Chingo is iiiiih my car!
Saturday, November 17 6:45 p.m.

Returning from Merida, on a full stomach after eating at the office of the ship of China and the enthusiasm to return at night to a cave, let me throw my car, if he thought the damn heat up, it seemed good and overheat the idea funny and off at km. 18 Merida to Progreso highway. My worst fear is that it has desbilado, but my uncle told me yesterday that apparently overheated stopped working because the water pump ($ 2,500.00 to $ 3,000.00) and so did the antifreeze to a cylinder (packaging for the new cabezote $ 300.00 approx., 4 lts. From $ 280.00 oil approx., tuning $ 600.00 approx.) to check whether there popped a hose that goes back to the radiator and high pressure ($ 300.00 approx.) failure to see that mas may have. So far we 3980.00 least, I looked forward to my bonus but if this account is still up on 24 packs and I'm having dinner piston cylinders in multigrade oil sauce with a soup entree antifreeze and water pump the mechingue.

It's horrible when someone says: I told you at that moment you feel you have two midgets hanging from your nuts, but in my case I'm all alone I hung on to the eggs, which is not the same. Because I knew and I did an hour I can only enjoy the hanging.

[miami]

His balls will never feel the same

[Beard]

That's a very precarious situation he's placed himself in there- one strong fart, and he'll tear his junk clean off....

[elzorrocabron]

[Beard]

Originally Posted by crashy ↗

The blog entry, translated.

November 20
Chingo is iiiiih my car!
Saturday, November 17 6:45 p.m.

Returning from Merida, on a full stomach after eating at the office of the ship of China and the enthusiasm to return at night to a cave, let me throw my car, if he thought the damn heat up, it seemed good and overheat the idea funny and off at km. 18 Merida to Progreso highway. My worst fear is that it has desbilado, but my uncle told me yesterday that apparently overheated stopped working because the water pump ($ 2,500.00 to $ 3,000.00) and so did the antifreeze to a cylinder (packaging for the new cabezote $ 300.00 approx., 4 lts. From $ 280.00 oil approx., tuning $ 600.00 approx.) to check whether there popped a hose that goes back to the radiator and high pressure ($ 300.00 approx.) failure to see that mas may have. So far we 3980.00 least, I looked forward to my bonus but if this account is still up on 24 packs and I'm having dinner piston cylinders in multigrade oil sauce with a soup entree antifreeze and water pump the mechingue.

It's horrible when someone says: I told you at that moment you feel you have two midgets hanging from your nuts, but in my case I'm all alone I hung on to the eggs, which is not the same. Because I knew and I did an hour I can only enjoy the hanging.

Well, I'm glad you've cleared that up for us, crashy- it all makes perfect sense now....

[Shawna]

Originally Posted by crashy ↗

The blog entry, translated.

November 20
Chingo is iiiiih my car!
Saturday, November 17 6:45 p.m.

Returning from Merida, on a full stomach after eating at the office of the ship of China and the enthusiasm to return at night to a cave, let me throw my car, if he thought the damn heat up, it seemed good and overheat the idea funny and off at km. 18 Merida to Progreso highway. My worst fear is that it has desbilado, but my uncle told me yesterday that apparently overheated stopped working because the water pump ($ 2,500.00 to $ 3,000.00) and so did the antifreeze to a cylinder (packaging for the new cabezote $ 300.00 approx., 4 lts. From $ 280.00 oil approx., tuning $ 600.00 approx.) to check whether there popped a hose that goes back to the radiator and high pressure ($ 300.00 approx.) failure to see that mas may have. So far we 3980.00 least, I looked forward to my bonus but if this account is still up on 24 packs and I'm having dinner piston cylinders in multigrade oil sauce with a soup entree antifreeze and water pump the mechingue.

It's horrible when someone says: I told you at that moment you feel you have two midgets hanging from your nuts, but in my case I'm all alone I hung on to the eggs, which is not the same. Because I knew and I did an hour I can only enjoy the hanging.

What?

Is his name Lozen?

Ok I get it now. I guess I should have read first, huh?

[Steve]

Originally Posted by jayde11 ↗

What?

Is his name Lozen?

Ok I get it now. I guess I should have read first, huh?

I can't make head nor tail of that.

[Shawna]

Originally Posted by HOMBREMALO ↗

I can't make head nor tail of that.

Me either, something about his car breaking down. I was really lost at first, I had to go back and look who posted it, thinking it was lozen, but the guy was translating what the article said.

[St. Anger]

ughh wtf holy shit that is ughh

[RancidMind]

Originally Posted by BigBadBeard ↗

That's a very precarious situation he's placed himself in there- one strong fart, and he'll tear his junk clean off....

Yup, hope he didn't gobble down dem beans (ew,beans)-actually, I do hope, that's be some entertaining shit