[reena666]

Originally Posted by LexiJoya ↗

...thanx BK for another awesome post. For the life of me, I dont understand why so many of you cant step off your high horse and stop commenting bullshyt about her translations. They serve the purpose! If your too fucking stupid and cant read between the lines, your shit out of luck. Assholes.

omg...get over it..ppl make fun of the DEAD on here...you really think someone isn't going to comment on her bad english...if I spoke TURKISH or wrote it incorrectly don't you think they would be laughing their asses off at me and making remarks about my bad translation????...if you get your nipples hurt by the comments than don't be on this site.....

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by reena666 ↗

omg...get over it..ppl make fun of the DEAD on here...you really think someone isn't going to comment on her bad english...if I spoke TURKISH or wrote it incorrectly don't you think they would be laughing their asses off at making and making remarks about my bad translation????...if you get your nipples hurt by the comments than don't be on this site.....

Better words were never spoken. I commend you, Reena666.

[BiGReD15]

Sick

[shooterb]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

#1. You need to mind your business.
#2. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex:
#3. Redboomer tried it and FAILED miserably:
#4. I've got respect for Blue for her determination
#5. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex
#6. We're just having fun here
#7. I think Blue's a lot smarter than most people here
#8. Blue can defend herself, does not need a loser like you
#9. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex
#10. Learn how to wank
#11. You're making yourself look awfully stupid
#12. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex

Glad I'm not you ...

This is priceless, doosh-

[polaris_91696]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

I'll translate for you, Blue.

This doctor, a gynecologist, was having a relationship with his secretary, who often gave him good head and sex. When she decided to break off the relationship, he became enraged, retrieved his Remington from the top drawer and went after her. She saw him approaching, with this Manson-like glare in his eyes, and knew things were going badly for her. So she hauled her ass off to the bathroom, locking the door behind her. But bathrooms aren't like bank vaults, and that psycho doctor forced his way past the door and blasted the fuck out of his lover, who, by the way, was clad only in her undergarment. The doctor saw that he had fucked up grand style, and was sure the police would put him in the same jail cell with his former brother-in-law, "Sammy the Sledge." The doctor thus chose death over having to face that lunantic former brother-in-law of his.

All the testimony is based on the neighbors, who had heard the fucking commotion. Also, too, the scumbag landlord said he was going to kick the doctor and his lover out of their love nest, 'cuz the two had quarreled recently, and she had thrown a flower vase at the doctor, which had missed his head, had flown out the window and killed the neighbor's dog, who was in the process of taking a dump.

There. You have the translated story.

[bondman]

Great translation. what a shame, I guess too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

[trinnity70]

[MattyD]

Originally Posted by lamuerta ↗

"....the doctor, who was a secretary...." BK i'm confused as shit here. did doc have, like, multiple personalities....what
well all of hisselves are dead anyway......

lmao I was thinking the same xD

[Nve]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

I'll translate for you, Blue.

This doctor, a gynecologist, was having a relationship with his secretary, who often gave him good head and sex. When she decided to break off the relationship, he became enraged, retrieved his Remington from the top drawer and went after her. She saw him approaching, with this Manson-like glare in his eyes

I have no Idea why but I found that to be HILARIOUS must be tired.

[alli2die4]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

I'll translate for you, Blue.

This doctor, a gynecologist, was having a relationship with his secretary, who often gave him good head and sex. When she decided to break off the relationship, he became enraged, retrieved his Remington from the top drawer and went after her. She saw him approaching, with this Manson-like glare in his eyes, and knew things were going badly for her. So she hauled her ass off to the bathroom, locking the door behind her. But bathrooms aren't like bank vaults, and that psycho doctor forced his way past the door and blasted the fuck out of his lover, who, by the way, was clad only in her undergarment. The doctor saw that he had fucked up grand style, and was sure the police would put him in the same jail cell with his former brother-in-law, "Sammy the Sledge." The doctor thus chose death over having to face that lunantic former brother-in-law of his.

All the testimony is based on the neighbors, who had heard the fucking commotion. Also, too, the scumbag landlord said he was going to kick the doctor and his lover out of their love nest, 'cuz the two had quarreled recently, and she had thrown a flower vase at the doctor, which had missed his head, had flown out the window and killed the neighbor's dog, who was in the process of taking a dump.

There. You have the translated story.

LMAO again. Genius. I wish I could come up with that kinda stuff.