[ludokressh]

On his phone, browsing:

"Hmmm, 'what to do when you try to overtake a truck on the wrong side of the road and you get pinned by truck and lose your foot'....c'mon! What do you mean 'no results found?"

Waits a few seconds:
"Aww, fuck it! I'll just log on to DR and take a pic of my injury and see if anyone has any answers there."

[minka1]

I knew I should have just stayed in bed this morning.
He/She is alive though?

[Anarchy99]

Originally Posted by EWSER-X ↗

FOOTLOOSE

YES!!!

[Ladicius]

Gawd, they just don't make those bike lanes as wide as they used to.

[Riddla]

But he is not dead....

[LrlynJy]

Originally Posted by ludokressh ↗

On his phone, browsing:

"Hmmm, 'what to do when you try to overtake a truck on the wrong side of the road and you get pinned by truck and lose your foot'....c'mon! What do you mean 'no results found?"

Waits a few seconds:
"Aww, fuck it! I'll just log on to DR and take a pic of my injury and see if anyone has any answers there."

He googled while he was being oogled...... i hope i would have that kind of serenity if things like that happened to me. serene not shocked pls....

[denemarsden]

1 foot in the grave

[djrizzz]

keep calm and find your foot

[Chromebits]

I'm stumped. He is Going to need a toe truck, Should heel pretty Quick.

[Sharon]

The Vanishing