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10-22-2013, 12:28 PM
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Grower or a Shower
Jesus Fucking Ouch. Body of a 40 year old man was discovered in a routine police patrol. He was floating in the creek, stone dead, with his drawers down and his junk (frank and beans both) removed and floating with him. Police said that the genitals were not surgically removed (no shit, Sherlock) and were, in fact, BRUTALLY TORN AWAY and then tossed back on top of him. At least he isn't on his way to meet St. Peter with no junk at all, though carrying it in his hand is still pretty rough. I dunno what they tore them off with, but on the list of ways to die...screaming while some siccario literally rips off my balls is pretty much at the bottom of the list. |