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Old 10-22-2013, 12:28 PM
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Grower or a Shower

Jesus Fucking Ouch.

Body of a 40 year old man was discovered in a routine police patrol. He was floating in the creek, stone dead, with his drawers down and his junk (frank and beans both) removed and floating with him.

Police said that the genitals were not surgically removed (no shit, Sherlock) and were, in fact, BRUTALLY TORN AWAY and then tossed back on top of him. At least he isn't on his way to meet St. Peter with no junk at all, though carrying it in his hand is still pretty rough.

I dunno what they tore them off with, but on the list of ways to die...screaming while some siccario literally rips off my balls is pretty much at the bottom of the list.
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:51 PM
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Re: Grower or a Shower

hey
that musta
hurt.
I think i"ll go on complainin about shit and living my life for a while, it ain't all that bad
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Old 10-22-2013, 02:03 PM
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Re: Grower or a Shower

It almost looks like someone/something ate them.
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Old 10-22-2013, 03:40 PM
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brutal, bet that stung
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Old 10-22-2013, 03:57 PM
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Good God
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Old 10-22-2013, 04:44 PM
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:23 PM
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Truly horrible...fuck
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Probably a rapist!!
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:34 PM
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Mmmm... Survey says no bueno.
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:58 PM
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Neutered by a Nutter
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