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My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1857 Join Date: Jan 2014 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 110 Post(s)
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Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
Road police at At. Petersburg , Russia stoped a powerful Yamaha motorbike for speeding. The driver was a 22 y.o. girl and her luggage was a kilogramm of methamphetamin. Police reasonably decided that she should have much more at home so they romantically accompany her on her way to her home and quickly found 1 more kilo of meth there. At this point of time a bike-girl realized that she is in a big trouble and the most realistic way to sort it out is to develop ability to fly and fly away from evil Russian police. She went to the toilet to reduce the takeoff weight then told that she need a fresh air, opened a window of her flat, located on 8th floor and her journey starts Surprisingly something went wrong and her landing was not successful - vertical speed was seriously exceeded which results in air disaster. Unfortunately no photos of her dead body but I think dead drug dealer worse to be published anyway |
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My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1857 Join Date: Jan 2014 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 110 Post(s)
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
Try hard or die trying kinda staff ![]() |
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My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:5357 Join Date: Dec 2014 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 15 Post(s)
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
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Wow, Dr. Thrumpkinz has started an entire literary and philosophical movement! Thrumpkinzism? She should have taken more meth and outrun the cops cross country on her bike. |
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
Ran fast and jumped far to land there.
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
I would've led them to the wrong fuckin area completely. Then attempt to risk my life evading.
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
If you read the link, you'll understand why she'll be hard to Shuvalovsky the ground ![]() |
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
If I was carrying something, I would have made sure to obey the traffic laws and not bring attention.....
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Re: Girl Drug Dealer Fly Away from Police
She musta accidentally slipped on the wet floor and launched out the window. I wonder, was she flapping her arms like they were wings? ![]() |
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