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04-06-2018, 05:08 PM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:185 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
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Get Your Own Juice, Bitch!
Carnage and bloodshed spilled out onto the streets of Tepeaca when an argument between neighbors escalated into madness. 30 year old woman had allegedly been siphoning electricity off of her 71 year old retired neighbor for some time, despite repeated complaints. He caught her hooking up cable for the last time this week, as he decided that warnings and harsh language would not act as a proper deterrent to his mounting electric bill. He opted for a rock instead. Well, a rock and a brick more specifically. The brick cracked into pieces on the third or fourth blow against her skull, so once she dropped like a felled ox, he switched to a large garden rock instead and kept bashing until he felt sure that her juice-pirate days were finally concluded. Ah well, I guess the taxpayers can cover his light bill now.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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04-06-2018, 05:44 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3561 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 98 98Posts 874Thanked 58Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Get Your Own Juice, Bitch!
Well done, bitch deserved it!  |
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04-06-2018, 05:46 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:511 Kill all humans Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 2,052 2,052Posts 3,121Thanked 434Quoted 4Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Get Your Own Juice, Bitch!
Damn geordie from star trek is looking rough these days
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04-06-2018, 07:26 PM
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Re: Get Your Own Juice, Bitch!
It may wella been if I were fuckin Welsh.  |
