I never thought a ceiling fan could hold so much weight. They must build them well over there... we have a shitty one in the bedroom that already looks like it's about to fall off without any intervention.
As for suicides... I'm pretty set on going that way myself, but jesus, I'm definitely posting a letter to the cops or something to say "I'm dead, come collect my body at this address before I start putrefying plz!" so it arrives a day after I've done the deed
Can't think of anything more gross than being found days or weeks later like that. Ugh.