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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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12-29-2009, 11:59 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Leaves Man Severely Cut Up {{Freak Accident}}
It he was cleaned up at a morgue, you would think they would stitch his face back together. If it was an autopsy, they wouldn't clean it as that would mess up evidence, so it is not an autopsy. And being at a morgue being cleaned up would not explain his plastic looking tongue. I don't know about your tongue, but mine has some texture on it. Also, people continue to bleed when dead until the blood coagulates, even with very little blood pressure they would keep bleeding a little. |
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01-20-2010, 05:32 PM
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Re: Fatal Accident Leaves Man Severely Cut Up {{Freak Accident}}
OK. This is my penn'th. He was an octogenarian pensioner who lived at the topmost flat of a block where he had a garden on the flat roof outside. He kept an antique flintlock blunderbuss pistol under his bed that was probably worth a few bob, right? So. A burgler broke into the old man's top floor flat one day with the intention of stealing the blunderbuss because of it's value, and was disturbed by the old man. It was kept loaded (as you do) and a struggle ensued which found it's way to the rooftop garden. The old man got shot in the head from around twelve or so feet away (which would explain the pit holes in the top of his head) and the old man fell through his green house, lacerating the top part of his torso and face. (All the lacerations are on pretty much the same side, right?) The robber, thinking he could get away with the terrible crime he had committed, took the old mans unconscious body, and dumped him over the edge of the building head-first, crashing onto the paving below, crushing his face to smithereens, and killing him instantly. So fuck you all |