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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

OH OH...faceplant.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

What's UP with the bike... literally
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

he's still holding the handlebars
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

Read carefully. It says he had a hart attack. This could only mean he was attacked by WWE Hall of Famer, Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Not sure about the bike though...
It's the only thing that makes sense.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

I think he died from trying to insert the handlebars into his ass for sexual gratification.
Looks like he succeeded.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

think he hit something like a curb, slid off his saddle and toppled over and broke his neck.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

yeah I think the bike killed him
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

Funny how the bike flipped over and ended up on his back


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