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● 08-11-2013, 09:24 AM
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Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

45 year old farmer was found dead next to a bicycle yesterday morning (10/08/13).
There were no obvious signs of death, speculation that he may have had a hart attack while riding his bike. Witnesses state the man had been drinking that night and suffered from hypertension.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

If he had a heart attack...how`d his bike end upsidedown like that weird plus when someone has a heartattack..they end up face first....really weird lol
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

*"thats" not that...
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

If he had a heart attack...how`d his bike end upsidedown like that weird plus when someone has a heartattack..they end up face first....really weird lol
Maybe how he went over the bars, dunno but yeah weird position.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

He could be a former stooge and everything in their life has a comical twinge to it.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

I think he died from trying to insert the handlebars into his ass for sexual gratification.
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

If he had a heart attack...how`d his bike end upsidedown like that weird plus when someone has a heartattack..they end up face first....really weird lol
Read carefully. It says he had a hart attack. This could only mean he was attacked by WWE Hall of Famer, Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Not sure about the bike though...
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Re: Farmer Found Dead Next Bicycle

When your bike only has one pedal...death is better.
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