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● 01-08-2010, 02:58 AM
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FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

A man was bar-hopping with his friends one evening. His body was found on the outdoor patio of his ground floor apartment the next morning, hidden by the trees and bushes along the wall. He routinely left his key at home and climbed over the iron fence along the patio to enter the apartment without disturbing his parents. The body is seated on the ground with the head between the trunks of two trees, and the neck wedged tightly into the angle where the tree trunks converged. He apparently climbed over the iron fence and slipped, falling into the trees. The blood ethanol concentration was 0.54 percent. Because he was so intoxicated, he could not extricate himself from that position.
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● 01-08-2010, 03:15 AM
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Re: FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

That's it. We're gonna have to outlaw trees, dammit.
See what those murderous things did?
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● 01-08-2010, 03:27 AM
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Re: FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

Hehe, organic demise
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● 01-08-2010, 03:31 AM
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Hnnnn. Wow. .__.
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Re: FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

Certainly wasn't orgasmic!!! Then again, depends what he was into!
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Re: FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

That's it. We're gonna have to outlaw trees, dammit.
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life without parole in the nursery.
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Re: FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

update: darwin award recieved post humorously.
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^^^^
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Mother natures making a comeback.. one drunkard at a time.
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Re: FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

That's it. We're gonna have to outlaw trees, dammit.
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Can't be discriminating against trees... their not the only photosynthetic being, AL Sharpton will throw a fit!
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