FAILED///Stuck In A Tree

[The2Halves]

A man was bar-hopping with his friends one evening. His body was found on the outdoor patio of his ground floor apartment the next morning, hidden by the trees and bushes along the wall. He routinely left his key at home and climbed over the iron fence along the patio to enter the apartment without disturbing his parents. The body is seated on the ground with the head between the trunks of two trees, and the neck wedged tightly into the angle where the tree trunks converged. He apparently climbed over the iron fence and slipped, falling into the trees. The blood ethanol concentration was 0.54 percent. Because he was so intoxicated, he could not extricate himself from that position.
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[Tiny]

That's it. We're gonna have to outlaw trees, dammit.
See what those murderous things did?

[RancidMind]

Hehe, organic demise

[Rat Death]

Hnnnn. Wow. .__.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by RancidMind

Hehe, organic demise

Certainly wasn't orgasmic!!! Then again, depends what he was into!

[onlyme]

Originally Posted by Tiny

That's it. We're gonna have to outlaw trees, dammit.
See what those murderous things did?

life without parole in the nursery.

[onlyme]

update: darwin award recieved post humorously.

[Tiny]

^^^^

[Kensomniac]

Mother natures making a comeback.. one drunkard at a time.

[The2Halves]

Originally Posted by Tiny

That's it. We're gonna have to outlaw trees, dammit.
See what those murderous things did?

Can't be discriminating against trees... their not the only photosynthetic being, AL Sharpton will throw a fit!