[Sharon]

On Monday 1st September in Santa Cruz do Capibaribe, Brazil, a man identified as a 35 yo ex-convict known as "Fuzz" was shot dead.

"Fuzz" was calibrating the tires of his green Ford Ka when an element approached and fired several times hitting him in the neck, forearm and back.

The victim "tumbling lifelessly on site"

Police reported that the victim has had several stints in jail for theft and trafficking. According to witnesses, six shots were heard. It is unclear whether one or more persons were involved in the crime.

A suspect was arrested.

[ralucagymnast]

Its weird how the translation comes across: "The victim "tumbling lifelessly on site". How on earth does somebody "tumble lifelessly"???????? Talk about an oxymoron!

[Sharon]

Originally Posted by ralucagymnast ↗

Its weird how the translation comes across: "The victim "tumbling lifelessly on site". How on earth does somebody "tumble lifelessly"???????? Talk about an oxymoron!

I get the translations and then re-write the specifics so it's largely in my own words but I had to keep that little Google Translate gem in

[bando21]

Fuzz ure dead

[Shakey]

I wish somebody would calibrate my tires.

[blancadon]

He was dragged off the curb and stretched out.

[katzmeow]

Looks like "Fuzz" messed around with the wrong people!!!

[festernc]

Those details sound a little "fuzzy"...

[vagabond]

The elements are out and about again...

[mkianni]

Fuzz is dead!? Fuck, there goes my heroin connect.