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07-14-2009, 06:42 AM
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Re: The End Result of Lighting a Firecracker Up Your Ass

My brother in-law Jimbob, a hillbilly, did the same thing. The firecracker damaged his spincter muscle. For a coulpe of days, he was shitting all over. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Jimbob?a hillbilly ? Really ROTFLOL no offence meant..Makes me wanna ask how many of his hound dogs were killed when his porch collapsed?JK wouldnt want a deliverance scene here or anything.
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What I want to know is if he gained any height off the ground when the cracker ignited? Imagine seeing your neighbors ass flying high above your house on the 4th!Imagine all the pretty colors!

In the mean time I would suggest TP with aloe for sensative skin and minor irritations.
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07-14-2009, 01:19 PM
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Good job, fuckwad. Hopefully they don't breed.
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blow it out your ass lol
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haha that's mint.
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Re: The End Result of Lighting a Firecracker Up Your Ass

Good job, fuckwad. Hopefully they don't breed.
That's the problem. This guys stuck a firecracker up his ass...you think he's gonna use birth control? Fucktards like this usually have a bunch of kids on the ground that we all pay to support. (Sorry...don't mean to rant.)

This guys a Darwin Award in the making.
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Hahahaha what a retard. Stuff like this makes me wonder of how stupid humans can be or going to be if we are already blowing our own asses out with firecrackers (if it was true of course).
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Re: The End Result of Lighting a Firecracker Up Your Ass

Very Good, you get an "A". I can't believe anyone here swallowed this story. I held a firecracker in my hand before, made my fingers sting for a long time but nothing this serious.
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what an asshole


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