It's all a lie. I was the commander of Apollo 20 and Apollo 22. My brother was the commander of Apollo 21, I took a vacation in Venus and he replaced me.
And we didn't go to the Moon, that's a nonsense. We've been to the Moon already, there's nothing there. I took Apollo 20 to Mars, we landed on the Moon on our way back because NASA lost some rocks from Apollo 11 and they want us to get some replacements.
Apollo 22 went to Saturn but we couldn't land. The rings are actually a space highway and you have to pay to cross or circulate it... we didn't have exact change... NASA logistics sucks. So we came back.
Stop the lies you motherclunkers conspiracy theorists!
Hey pal, your talkin out Uranus
