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Stupid and drunk-not a good mix.
Why can't people just chill when they partake of alcohol or weed?
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Shit 1 little pic with no shot of the injury.. God could have given me more than that!!!O maybe that is why there wasn't more!!
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Re: Drunken Fool Killed Stone Dead By the Baby Jesus

Atheism is considered a form of religion these days.
"a belief that there is no God."

I don't believe in any fairy tales, but that dose not make me an atheist.

I rely on truth via science... so I am a "Truthist"? or a "Scientist"?
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Does * ..how the "Hell" do I edit a post?
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Shit 1 little pic with no shot of the injury.. God could have given me more than that!!!O maybe that is why there wasn't more!!
No, the photos aren't the best. But they're recent, with decent resolution, and the story itself is pretty fucking funny. So I didn't think it would hurt to share them; I've certainly seen far worse posted.
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Re: Drunken Fool Killed Stone Dead By the Baby Jesus

That's one for the list of unusual deaths
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No, the photos aren't the best. But they're recent, with decent resolution, and the story itself is pretty fucking funny. So I didn't think it would hurt to share them; I've certainly seen far worse posted.
Of course you should post them. It's a good and unusual story + a dead woman.

It can't be 15 pic sets with ultrasharp closeups all of it, and we enjoy what we can have.

So thanks for this one in addition to all your splendid posts during the years.
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Re: Drunken Fool Killed Stone Dead By the Baby Jesus

Atheism is considered a form of religion these days.
"a belief that there is no God."

I don't believe in any fairy tales, but that dose not make me an atheist.

I rely on truth via science... so I am a "Truthist"? or a "Scientist"?
Science is just one way of human trying to duplicate, reproduce or explain the explainable.

Science have done a lot of wonders except become what the scientists really wants their research to be. Many of what we believe as ingenious discovery were mostly found by accident when doing something totally different from it.

It is still safer to assume there is a higher being than us if it will make us do good to others and ourselves. It is better to believe in God if your belief will not lead you on the verge of lunacy.

It is my principle that any religion or faith that will make a person do good to others is a good one if represented by that person. Any religion can be bad if it makes a person do bad.

Like that incident for instance, I am a catholic, i sometimes go with the preachers to spread the Good news, but i have never believed in any of the inanimate objects that most Christian/catholic fanatics believed to be holy or godly. There is no way that block of stone can cure you or protect you (except if you hide behind it when someone is shooting at you). if you push it, it will topple down and if you're in the way, it will not avoid you because its just an object. Not a god.

I limit my catholic faith to the unseen higher being. anyone who thinks statues or church will cure or help you even if you do not believe it is a lunatic. But if you believe in your heart and soul, even without the statues or without going to church, stranger things have happened between heaven and earth.
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Re: Drunken Fool Killed Stone Dead By the Baby Jesus

I think the baby Jesus was on a motorcycle with one of the apostles, and that is what happened.........you can probably find the bike hidden in the bushes........HOLY CRAP!!.....BABY JESUS is an ELEMENT NOW!!!!
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Re: Drunken Fool Killed Stone Dead By the Baby Jesus

Title is correct.

Overcome with drunken fervor for the Christchild, she ran towards a towering statue of a man (I assume St. Joseph, but it looks more like some addled lumberjack from this angle) holding the cuddly little Messiah and embraced it wholeheartedly.

This reminds me of the 1969 film Easy Rider, where Peter Fonda, high on LSD, embraces a statue of the Virgin Mary in a New Orleans graveyard and has a tear filled conversation with it. BTW, Peter is saying "Mother, you were such a fool!" to the statue (in case you didn't catch it). In the background, Dennis Hopper is fucking one of the hired prostitutes (played by Karen Black) the duo hired from a church converted into a brothel.


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