[dogleg818]

Must have drank him self blind.

[Sharon]

Oops

[Riddla]

The happening

[The Krokodil]

Idiot was so drunk that the tree on the road looked normal to him so went over it without hesitation

[albie54]

Originally Posted by REVZZYBAN ↗

Nursery Rhyme: "It was a little dark, when a little man, who was a little drunk, riding a little scooter a little fast on a little street became a little disorientated and strikes a little tree and creates a little ruckus and ends up a little dead".

You forget to mention: He was a little drunk, because he was a little despondent, because he had a little pecker.

[lizzard]

looks like he spit up on that t-shirt i don't want it also his arms are up in the one pic so he what up with that .....