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Do you like your farmers original or extra crispy?
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It looks like cracklins were falling out of his charred ass.
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In honor of the farmer, his neighbors held a candlelight vigil.
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looks over done to me. bad crispy bad crispy clown not like
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That must have been one hell of a candle
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Carnitas
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" carbonized "..........made me giggle
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The alcoholic content of his body didn't quite help contain the fire I'm afraid.
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Crispy critter.
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

He looks like a burnt roast!!!:

That looks like David Koresch!
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